Paying for the War

I thought of an ingenious plan for paying for the war today. Instead of borrowing all this money we poor blue staters will have to pay back we tax people that think the war is a good idea. I say we put a tax on red state (aka red neck, hillbilly, fascist) commodities to pay for our little jaunts into the middle east. That's right, a tax on NASCAR tickets, Football Jerseys, Bud Light, and annoying yellow ribbon stickers.

Since this will never fly in Jesus controlled Washington DC maybe these could just be state laws in every blue state. We could put a tax on the suburbs. Live in Bellevue? Gimme your money bitch.

We could also institute a policy that is you wear a white belt and have artistically messy hair you get a tax credit.