Spam

So today I got porno spam on both my myspace and friendster accounts, yes I know they are SO five minutes ago, what the hell is that! Who actually responds to spam? There have to be some people, because there is so much spam. I dont get it.

Wheel....Of....Shrimp!!! 

Awwww 

My mom and Livie 

Olivia with her present Children's Hospital, possibly with "Baby's first Cancer Ward" 

Hank with his spider copter 

Republican Relocation Plan (a return to hate blogging)

So there has been some talk in Washington about building a Nascar track in King or Snohomish county. Recently these plans were stalled because people realized that these nascar assholes wanted public money for their circle driving arena. (I could be totally wrong on this). Well western washingtonians I think we are making a mistake! We should build a Nascar track, the biggest one the world has ever seen. With more barbecue restaurants and sports bars than anywhere else on the planet. The catch is we shouldn't build here, we should build it in Wyoming.

If we build this white trash republican Mecca in Wyoming more republicans will move there, and out of places where we don't want them, like Seattle. To aid in this effort I think we should also build other things that Republicans love and we hate. Like the biggest Wal-Mart you have ever seen. Or a restaurant district made up of nothing but the Cheesecake Factory and Olive Garden (for culture). But most of all we should build churches. Especially churches for the born-again empowerment Christianity that is preached on television and is all the rage with our deluded red-state brethren. In fact we could ask whoever runs that particular perversion of Christian religion to declare the Home Depot to be where Jesus is planning on being reborn, after all he was a carpenter.
The one problem with my plan is that some one beat me to it; they decided to call their community "Houston".